Monday, April 26, 2010

Laughing With

Well, things just seem to keep sliding downhill for me but I'm not going to let it get to me. Not yet anyway! In an effort to redeem myself I'm just going to leave ya'll with a funny joke today. Sometimes you just have to laugh to keep from crying. This was sent to me by a good blogger friend but I am not sure if he would want everyone to know it was him, so I'll just let him be anonymous. He is also apparently one of the very few men I don't piss off or disgust regularly.

A man wakes up in the hospital bandaged from head to foot.

The doctor comes in and says, "Ah, I see you've regained consciousness. Now you probably won't remember, but you were in a huge pile-up on the freeway. You are going to be ok, you will walk again and everything, but your penis was severed in the accident and we couldn't find it."

The man groans, but the doctor goes on, "You've got $9,000 in insurance compensation coming and we now have the technology to build a new penis. They work great but they don't come cheap. It's roughly $1000 an inch."

The man perks up. "So," the doctor says, "You must decide how many inches you want. But I understand that you have been married for over twenty-five years and this is something you should discuss with your wife. If you had a five-incher before and get a nine-incher now she might be a bit putout. If you had a nine-incher before and you decide to only invest in a five-incher now, she might be disappointed. It's important that she plays a role in helping you make a decision."

The man agrees to talk it over with his wife. The doctor comes back the next day, "So, have you spoken with your wife?"

"Yes I have," says the man.

"And has she helped you make a decision?"

"Yes." says the man.

"What is your decision?" asks the doctor.

"We're getting granite countertops.


*Regina Spektor

13 comments:

Island Rider said...

LOL!

Jenn said...

Yep. *laughing* OUCH!

Frugal Canadian Hermit said...

lol.

Ed said...

... and that is why I would just go with my gut instinct and face the wrath/delight of my wife at a later date.

HermitJim said...

Another good reason to be single...! Thanks for the grins today!

edifice rex said...

Thanks guys! now, this is not an example of what I would have voted for! ya'll know me better than that! 8 inches and a $1,000 shopping spree sounds pretty good in my book! LOL!

Floridacracker said...

LOL! A married guy wrote that joke.

Woody said...

A pirate captain walks into a bar. The bartender asks..."Captain...can't help but notice that you have a ships wheel in your pants."

Captain says "Aye...it's driving me nuts."

edifice rex said...

Hey FC! probably!!

Hey Woody! lmao!!!

Anonymous said...

Yeah, I think I'd a just went with a lesser quality granite.... :)
v.

Woody - lmao too!

YeOldFurt said...

Showed this to the wife, we both LOL'd. More than that, I'm not saying.
YeOldFurt

edifice rex said...

Hey Furt! lol! glad ya'll both liked it!

countrypeapie said...

HA!